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Have you had your Sargon today?
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(˚o˚ )) う~ ugh i want to go to bed
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(( ゚ д ゚ ) --- NO. YOU HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW.
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Oh, so, gross, the underwear department. There was a lady right there, holding a bra! Out in the open! Oh, my God--was she crazy? ~Ari, Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever
whens the last time heard "For the P*. . Alliance"
. . . well I cant say I never heard it but. . . y'know
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Dude - " hey man want a gummy?"
Me - " Hellz yea thanx "
Dude - " prolly shouldn't eat them with that sammich tho. . . "
me - " I like to live dangerously "
For da horde!
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